Showing posts with label toon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toon. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

photo # 4



Had a photo shoot this weekend
New pictures for the facebook page.
Lol they said they wanted to see "attitude".

https://www.facebook.com/agayasscartoon






crazy weekend

Glad to be back, its been a crazy weekend. I've been back an forth between here and 2D Land. Man, my sleeping pattern is all jacked up. But all in all, I got a lot of work done. NefB and I have started up our facebook page, and are getting a hang of this Internet things. Apparently, she has human friends already. Gave us the 101 about the "Like Game"...so we got to get these "likes", once we produce good material. I guess enough likes makes you somebody in the 3D Land. I'm not sure, but NefB thinks it'll solve all our problems. We will see...Let the games begin!

Friday, November 15, 2013

photo # 2


Older picture of me,
back when I was still living in 2D Land...I forget who took the picture.

entertainment industry

So...as most cartoons, I work in the field of entertainment. And no, this was not by choice. Like a little person playing the role of a little person. Wait...that didn't or did makes sense...whatever. What else can I do but be myself. And apparently, I'm an entertainer. What am I suppose to do, become a lawyer or a doctor?...HA. Toons like Homer...and that bitch ass Peter ruined that for all of us. They say, "Hey, I'll put you and your family on human's television. You'll be set for life, all you got to do is make an ass out of yourself for the next 20 years...and fools like them just sell their souls away. And then fools like me, hate on that shit, and get in the entertainment industry.

"Dance for us monkey" the humans say "DANCE"
and I do my two step. I ain't going to front, I'm trying to get paid.
So that's why I'm here in "3D land". Looking to make that 3D money to fulfill my 2D dreams <3

photo # 1


Me on a bad day...still sexy as fuck

I am a cartoon...

I am a cartoon...I am a cartoon.
Damn this sucks balls...so much sweaty balls. No one notices me. It's cause I'm a cartoon.A fucking cartoon. Most people think I'm a ghost...they can hear me speaking but can't see me. I know it's cause I'm two dimensional..but damn. It still makes me feel invisible. I am always having to be at the perfect angle to be seen...that is NOT fucking easy. Then once I am seen humans think their seeing things and run away. I'm just a cartoon, looking for a little action. Should have not moved to the third dimensional ..or is this the forth..no one here seems to know...so whatever. Well, the rents cheap and the food is good, so I guess that's a plus. I just need a friend :(  I doesn't help that I'm also gay as shit. A gay cartoon in the world of third dimensional humans...did I mention that this sucks balls.