A GAY ASS CARTOON: Sex Toys 101

Sex Toys 101

NefB's  public service announcement for the GAY ASS CARTOON stirred up

talk among the crew members. We ended up recording it for our next topic. 

I guess, you can say it is informative and frighting, at the same time. Protect yourself people.

That's all I can say...

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Blooper # 2 : Black History

Blooper # 2: Black History

NefB, Ninja, and I conversing over 

new topics; for this month's episodes of A Gay Ass Cartoon.

I suppose "she" made a good point...I guess.

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MalaysiaB: First Lady of A Gay Ass Cartoon

We found her! We finally found her!  Our first femme to add to the cast of A Gay Ass Cartoon.  She goes by the name MalaysiaB, and has the beauty, attitude, and class that is perfect for A Gay Ass Cartoon. Now before you say anything, the 'B' at the end of everyones' name (NefB, MutchyB, MalaysiaB..), is just a crazy coincidences.. I have no idea how that happened.  Guess they all just like that letter 'B'....just BE a gay thing..ha ha...ha

Regardless, MalaysiaB is perfect.
Perfect smile, prefect voice, prefect laugh...
and I'm not just saying that because she is my girlfriend.

"Now no...wait! SHUT UP thinking."

Yes, I'm using my girlfriend...well damn, I don't get out much.  I have to stay close to home until I can get some more team players.  Show me a femme that wants to be in an animated web series and I'm down. Until then, MalaysiaB is my girl...she always supports me. RATHER SHE WANTS TO OR NOT...ha ha...ha. First Lady of A Gay Ass Cartoon...and she's hot too ^_^

 I'm intending, we are going to get a gang of femmes.
Surely enough, we'll get there...

to be continue...
Introducing Ninja...
shout out for my gay men

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New Logo

We got a new logo up :)

Pretty kickass, if you ask me!

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photo # 4

Had a photo shoot this weekend
New pictures for the facebook page.
Lol they said they wanted to see "attitude".

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crazy weekend

Glad to be back, its been a crazy weekend. I've been back an forth between here and 2D Land. Man, my sleeping pattern is all jacked up. But all in all, I got a lot of work done. NefB and I have started up our facebook page, and are getting a hang of this Internet things. Apparently, she has human friends already. Gave us the 101 about the "Like Game"...so we got to get these "likes", once we produce good material. I guess enough likes makes you somebody in the 3D Land. I'm not sure, but NefB thinks it'll solve all our problems. We will see...Let the games begin!

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Vlogging

So I been talking to my friends back in 2D Land.  They want to start a little vlogging project, if that is even a word...Vlogging, well it's not my own show, but it's a start.  If I ever want to be on the humans TV, I have to make my presents know. At least that's what Nef says (she's my buddy back home).
So I got on the Bookface, I mean Facebook. For some reason Facebook is linked to the two dimensional and third dimensional world. Think it was the flood of employment for games...got a lot of us toons yellow cards in get in 3D Land. So I feel safe with Facebook. Now the challenge is figuring out how to get friends with these one dimensional frame of mine >_< BAH

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entertainment industry

So...as most cartoons, I work in the field of entertainment. And no, this was not by choice. Like a little person playing the role of a little person. Wait...that didn't or did makes sense...whatever. What else can I do but be myself. And apparently, I'm an entertainer. What am I suppose to do, become a lawyer or a doctor?...HA. Toons like Homer...and that bitch ass Peter ruined that for all of us. They say, "Hey, I'll put you and your family on human's television. You'll be set for life, all you got to do is make an ass out of yourself for the next 20 years...and fools like them just sell their souls away. And then fools like me, hate on that shit, and get in the entertainment industry.

"Dance for us monkey" the humans say "DANCE"
and I do my two step. I ain't going to front, I'm trying to get paid.
So that's why I'm here in "3D land". Looking to make that 3D money to fulfill my 2D dreams <3

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photo # 1

Me on a bad day...still sexy as fuck

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I am a cartoon...

I am a cartoon...I am a cartoon.

Damn this sucks balls...so much sweaty balls. No one notices me. It's cause I'm a cartoon.A fucking cartoon. Most people think I'm a ghost...they can hear me speaking but can't see me. I know it's cause I'm two dimensional..but damn. It still makes me feel invisible. I am always having to be at the perfect angle to be seen...that is NOT fucking easy. Then once I am seen humans think their seeing things and run away. I'm just a cartoon, looking for a little action. Should have not moved to the third dimensional ..or is this the forth..no one here seems to know...so whatever. Well, the rents cheap and the food is good, so I guess that's a plus. I just need a friend :(  I doesn't help that I'm also gay as shit. A gay cartoon in the world of third dimensional humans...did I mention that this sucks balls.

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