Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Official WEBSITE for A Gay Ass Cartoon



A website....
The idea of one completely slipped my mind; that A GAY ASS CARTOON might need a website. Yes, a Youtube channel, Facebook page, Instagram, Twitter, Tumblr, blog, and Vine is one thing...but no, a website never caught my attention.  Because I'm a genius, right......
Yeah, right....

Okay, so we now have a web site. It still needs some work...doesn't seem "gay ass" enough. It's up and running though.  Just waiting for you, YES YOU, to check it out. G.A.C website is going to be filled with LGBT goodies. Cartoons of course, live footage, updates, LGBT articles, artist networks and collaboration...who knows what else?

That was an actually question....you got any idea?
Please let Kiddo know...
(she obviously has not faith in the power of a website)

In the meantime, 
check out our GAY ASS website for A GAY ASS CARTOON
Yayyyy!




Tuesday, November 18, 2014

SLY : New Gay Male Cast Member



A Gay Ass Cartoon is happy to announce our new cast member. His name is Sly, labeled as a gay male...if anyone needs to know.
I, for one, am very excited. Its been a while since we had the gay male perspective on the show....not since we first started...with Ninja.  Its nearly ten episodes later, and we are just getting another male on the cartoon...sad. Oh well, what can you do...

A little more about Sly....well,
I can't tell you much.  I do know he's in his mid-twenties and best friends with NefB...the rest you'll have to hear from him. Sly will be making his first appear-ance on A GAY ASS CARTOON this week.   The two best friends will be covering two of our fan topic requests.  The footage for that isn't quite done yet, but we did put together a few blooper/teaser clips. 

Later, after the topic requests have been featured, Sly will most likely get his own introduction. Not to be blunt, but I'm going to milk this opportunity dry. First Sly...then all his gay friends...then the world....

Friday, November 7, 2014

A GAY ASS CARTOON: StudvilleTV Fundraiser



StudvilleTV Fundraiser

Our first collaboration project with a current LGBT YouTube series, called StudvilleTV. They visited the set of A GAY ASS CARTOON to promote their campaign. for the third season of their show.  Let it out here, and give what you can!

Friday, May 23, 2014

A GAY ASS CARTOON: Sex Toys 101




Sex Toys 101

NefB's  public service announcement for the GAY ASS CARTOON stirred up
talk among the crew members. We ended up recording it for our next topic. 
I guess, you can say it is informative and frighting, at the same time. Protect yourself people.
That's all I can say...

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Thursday, January 9, 2014

MutchyB joins the team.

So the hommie MutchyB has just joined the team...the Gay Ass Cartoon Team.  It's pretty exciting, if I may say so myself.  AND I DO! She is cool people, and has a lot to bring to the table. MutchyB is the youngest one in the group and has the most tattoos. Adding some swag to the team!

Interesting person, that MutchyB.  We recorded an interview with her. In the last few days, got some good footage.  Plan on airing it to the Gay Ass Cartoon Show.  Going to get the YouTube poppin' and everything.  Ah man, it has some funny moments...and a few inspirational ones too. I know she'll make a fine addition to the team.


Sunday, December 29, 2013

The word GAY

So, one of my dear friends was recently offended when I used the word "GAY"...
Yes, the word "GAY". Which at the time, I thought was pretty ridicules.  Not to say, I don't see her point-of-view. I just don't get what the big deal is. She was all offensive, like she was the only homosexual in the room. I'm right here 'hommie'...I'm right here.

Okay, so this is how it went down. I think, I was referring to something I saw on television. It was cheesy long and boring. After which, I responded with "That was hella GAY!"
She then questioned, "GAY? Why does it have to be gay? Why does GAY have to be a bad thing?"

hmm okay....PAUSE

Now you are the one putting negative meanings to words. From what I know, "GAY" has two different meanings. One is a homosexual person and the other meaning stands for happy. Homosexuality is not negative...it's love that breaks through the boundaries and limitations of brainwashed society. I am homosexual and you are homosexual, so how about you love yourself a little more!

UN PAUSE

I did not say any of this shit to her. I simply glared with a fake smile..and logged into Blogger.
-keeping it real-

PAUSE again

Secondly, GAY was the meaning for happy too.  Yeah, if you haven't guessed, I was referring to this meaning when I made my statement. Shit is GAY! Somethings in life, I think, you just can't throw the word happy on it and call it a day. Somethings need for defining. GAY isn't just happy...it's extremely very really sickening cheesy type of happy. The type of happy that you can't simply throw a rainbow across and call it valid.

Shit be very GAY sometimes...
and I know there are some people out there that could get offended...but I'm sure they are looking for anything to be offended about. The word "GAY" flip-flops around as much as the word nigga. Yeah, I said nigga!...at least it wasn't nigger lmao.
(I can say that....I'm not only a gay cartoon, I'm a black gay cartoon...SHOUTOUT)

This is a wonderful world we live in...with words that can and do mean multiple things.  Regardless of the word, I'm going to put a positive meaning to it. That's the type of world I choose to live in.
Guess I can't say the same for her...



Monday, December 9, 2013

Fucking with the camera setting...

So NefB and I have been fucking around with this digital camera we just got.  We used it put the first two video clips for A Gay Ass Cartoon page. It is a nice little Canon. Came with a pretty cool lens and a mic too.  Think NefB is a little more excited than me tho. She really loves her film equipment.

This last video we shot was a bust, but I think it's going to still work out great for the page.  NefB is being filmed in this one... and she is high as fuck!  I sometimes think that girl smokes too much ganja, if that is even possible.  I don't think she got a single sentence out. Brain too spaced out lol.  Fantastic video clip when you leave as is, hella funny...

So yea, I'm going to put up the clip...just for shits and giggles. Then, it's time to settle down and get to business. I don't want to fans that we already have to think we aren't serious.  The LGBT community is number one on the list.  We have a few topic to get out there. Now, that we have figured out the setting on this camera...things will be moving more rapidly :)

I'm not going to front....yes, I'm excited.



Wednesday, December 4, 2013

photo # 6


So I haven't got word yet if my "old bird" will star in A Gay Ass Cartoon.  
I still need to promote, so I took a shot of them tities for good measure!
 Don't judge me...I gotta keep the people liking the page lol.



Thursday, November 21, 2013

photo # 5


My "chill room" back in 2D Land.  Thinking I might
record some of my footage for 
A GAY ASS CARTOON in this room.
It has good lighting compare to some of the others.






Wednesday, November 20, 2013

cartoon gay community

The cartoon gay community is so scares these days.  Where is everybody at? I sometimes feel alone out here.  Like I'm the only one with any gay pride.  Hmm, that's one of the reasons I moved from 2D Land. Not enough action. Toons just stay inside, and practice not being gay. "I ain't got time for that", I'm here to make moves! In the 3D world there is progressing. Homos getting married, speaking out in the media, starting unions...I like that type of shit. Even some very famous gay cartoons came out of the closet, in the 3D world.  I feel this is the place to be.

On the other hand, no one can see me here, in the 3D world. The fact that I'm thinner than a piece of paper is really turning out to be a problem. It may make more since to move back to 2D Land, for a while..a little while. Just to get a few more connections...network a little, before trying at this "human TV" thing.  Maybe someone knows a few humans, already, that can get us some stage presents.

I don't know...it's just a thought.



Saturday, November 16, 2013

photo # 3



Nef and I tripping out on some weed brownies.
Good times lol



Vlogging

So I been talking to my friends back in 2D Land.  They want to start a little vlogging project, if that is even a word...Vlogging, well it's not my own show, but it's a start.  If I ever want to be on the humans TV, I have to make my presents know. At least that's what Nef says (she's my buddy back home).
So I got on the Bookface, I mean Facebook. For some reason Facebook is linked to the two dimensional and third dimensional world. Think it was the flood of employment for games...got a lot of us toons yellow cards in get in 3D Land. So I feel safe with Facebook. Now the challenge is figuring out how to get friends with these one dimensional frame of mine >_< BAH



Friday, November 15, 2013

photo # 2


Older picture of me,
back when I was still living in 2D Land...I forget who took the picture.

entertainment industry

So...as most cartoons, I work in the field of entertainment. And no, this was not by choice. Like a little person playing the role of a little person. Wait...that didn't or did makes sense...whatever. What else can I do but be myself. And apparently, I'm an entertainer. What am I suppose to do, become a lawyer or a doctor?...HA. Toons like Homer...and that bitch ass Peter ruined that for all of us. They say, "Hey, I'll put you and your family on human's television. You'll be set for life, all you got to do is make an ass out of yourself for the next 20 years...and fools like them just sell their souls away. And then fools like me, hate on that shit, and get in the entertainment industry.

"Dance for us monkey" the humans say "DANCE"
and I do my two step. I ain't going to front, I'm trying to get paid.
So that's why I'm here in "3D land". Looking to make that 3D money to fulfill my 2D dreams <3

photo # 1


Me on a bad day...still sexy as fuck

I am a cartoon...

I am a cartoon...I am a cartoon.
Damn this sucks balls...so much sweaty balls. No one notices me. It's cause I'm a cartoon.A fucking cartoon. Most people think I'm a ghost...they can hear me speaking but can't see me. I know it's cause I'm two dimensional..but damn. It still makes me feel invisible. I am always having to be at the perfect angle to be seen...that is NOT fucking easy. Then once I am seen humans think their seeing things and run away. I'm just a cartoon, looking for a little action. Should have not moved to the third dimensional ..or is this the forth..no one here seems to know...so whatever. Well, the rents cheap and the food is good, so I guess that's a plus. I just need a friend :(  I doesn't help that I'm also gay as shit. A gay cartoon in the world of third dimensional humans...did I mention that this sucks balls.